Новости за 09.02.2024

New research from scientists in the U.K. indicates that older men taking Viagra are 18% less likely to develop Alzheimer’s disease, with the researchers speculating that because the medication relaxes blood vessels, it could be improving blood flow in the brain as well as other areas of the body. What do you think?

In a lawsuit funded by Elon Musk, actress and former MMA artist Gina Carano is suing Disney for her termination from TV series The Mandalorian, alleging that she was fired for her far-right political views and demanding that the company rehire her. What do you think?

Chicago is the latest U.S. city to approve the construction of a casino, a move that has stoked both excitement and controversy among residents. The Onion looks at the pros and cons of casinos.

Why spend your hard-earned money on your family when you could piss it away on trivial bets totally unrelated to sports at all? Here are The Onion’s picks for the best prop bets for Super Bowl LVIII.

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An estimated 40 million adults receive therapy treatment every year, but those considering therapy or even in therapy may encounter some common myths and misconceptions about what it can accomplish. The Onion debunks the most enduring myths about therapy.

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Staying up to date the with the location of the busy pop star can be a challenge for fans. Fear not, however, for now you can follow Taylor Swift’s every move with The Onion’s real-time jet tracker.

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Test your knowledge of one of the winningest football franchises in recent history by passing this quiz on the Kansas City Chiefs.

Between fans eager to see the spectacle of Vegas, Taylor Swift’s possible attendance, the star-studded halftime lineup, and the game itself, Super Bowl LVIII ticket prices have been driven up to a median of $8,776 per ticket and demand is still high, with one ticket resale service owner remarking that “billionaires…

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SPANISH FORK, UT—Entering his skull with a notarized affidavit and seizing the vital organ, agents dispatched Thursday by PNC Bank repossessed the brain of local man Dylan Turner, who had reportedly defaulted on his student loans. “Sorry, pal, but that brain is coming with us,” repo man Kyle Mickos said as he put away…

VATICAN CITY—Appearing at the altar of St. Peter’s Basilica in the same vestments he’d worn the day before, a hungover Pope Francis reportedly played a Bible-themed movie Thursday during morning mass. “All right, so today for church we’re going to watch a video I think everybody will enjoy,” the pope said in Latin,…