79 Thoughts Two Idiot Americans Had During This Week's Episode Of Tatort
We don’t speak any German, and we had never heard of Tatort before this Sunday, but we can confidently agree that we solved the mystery before anyone else did.
ARD, Das Erste
1. HUNDSTAGE. I think this show is about dogs. Cop dogs. Dogs who are cops. This is going to be fucking awesome.
ARD, Das Erste
2. The intro makes it seem like it's gonna be some fun swinging '60s cop show like Hawaii Five-0, and then the show opens with a dog searching the woods for a body, presumably of a child.
3. Everyone seems angry with each other in this show. Lighten up, guys. You're never going to solve crimes with that attitude!
4. This cop is so fucking heroic, but he shouldn't be swimming on a full stomach.
5. These two people just fucking drowned in like 10 feet of water, and the main cop is showing off his floating skills?