Новости за 01.02.2016

Die Kindheit als Schnaps

So many fine lines.

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I’M FREAKING OUT.

Today, on Harry Styles' 22nd birthday, he tweeted this:

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Because this tweet is a line from the song "22" by Taylor Swift.

The *same* Taylor Swift that dated Harry Styles...

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“Swole Patrol.”

Chris Van Vliet is many things. He's a reporter, fisherman, WWE fan, and high-five expert.

Twitter: @ChrisVanVliet

He's also really hot, and Leslie Mann and Dakota Johnson told him so during the World's Best Interview for their new movie, How To Be Single.

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The ladies started off by complimenting Chris' fish socks (remember, he's a fisherman), but did... Читать дальше...

“Do you remember the Syrian boy? … Well, this is what’s happening in Mexico.” WARNING: This post contains extremely graphic images.

“Children and lightweight drinkers are kindly requested to refrain from consuming this product.”

We don’t speak any German, and we had never heard of Tatort before this Sunday, but we can confidently agree that we solved the mystery before anyone else did.

The perfect cover-up.

What a deer-saster! After crashing through a window, a wild deer tried to escape this family home, leaving a messy trail of blood and glass in its wake.

It appears the deer made it out. Hope it's OK!

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"A deer was just in the house. He crashed through this window, went through the kitchen..."

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"...Tried to get through the door. Читать дальше...

Pizza beagle is all of us.

When you're the only sober one at the party.

–Carlee Barackman, Facebook

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When you completely forget about the homework.

–jigishap

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When someone leaves leftover cake in the kitchen.

–ayreni

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Warms the heart.

Tom Brady and Gisele were spotted cuddled-up yesterday, keeping each other warm at their son's hockey game...

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...And it looks like Tom Brady is worry-free post AFC championship loss!

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What Deflategate?

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The experts say to be aware, not afraid.

The World Health Organization just declared a public health emergency over the Zika virus.

In the past weeks there have been countless headlines warning people of a new disease spreading to America, coupled with shocking images of its suspected victims: babies born with "shrunken heads." Pregnant women have been warned against traveling to affected countries, and the world has started to panic over the threat of a pandemic straight from a sci-fi film. Читать дальше...

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That animals hate drones seems a universal truth. Dogs chase them and occasionally pluck them from the sky with great slobbery pleasure. Chimpanzees cobble together crude instruments with which to thunderously swat them to the ground.

But no creature harbors as much scorn for quadcopters as the bird of prey — specifically the eagle, which seems to view drones as a personal affront. And the Dutch are using that to their advantage. Читать дальше...

AmeriCAN’T build a car, basically.

Ugh, American cars are so ugly and slow.

It's not like the Hennessey Venom is the fastest car in the world or anything.

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The cars age poorly.

Who would want to look stately and slick in an old Cadillac anyway?

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They're totally fragile and can't weather the elements at ALL.

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Jamaica reported its first confirmed case of Zika virus over the weekend.

The 4-year-old child initially developed symptoms in the middle of January and the Zika infection was confirmed on January 29. News stories citing Jamaica's health ministry claimed the child acquired the infection in Texas. But the ministry now says the "case is being investigated to determine the source of infection," including tests of Jamaican mosquitoes.

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Correr.

Do nada surgiram uns carocinhos doloridos no seu corpo e você se perguntou se estava tudo bem.

O pior: estava.

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Mas você só se tocou mesmo que seus peitos deram o ar de graça quando alguém fez o favorzinho de te avisar.

MEU DEUS, E NÃO É QUE AGORA EU TENHO PEITOS MESMO?

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Depois disso, você não sabia mais como lidar. Читать дальше...

A história de uma “vida lombriguenta”.

Tudo começa com aquele seu amigo comendo uma coisa muito gostosa.

"Até babei".

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Na verdade não precisa ter ninguém comendo, se a coisa for apetitosa por si só você já fica louco.

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Você fica com aquilo na cabeça e chega até a SONHAR com a comida.

E acorda aguado, sentindo o gosto da comida. Читать дальше...

O começo de uma paixão.

Foi nesta coisa amarelada que você aprendeu quase tudo do que sabe.

Ou pensa que sabe.

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E com este CD-ROM de 24 velocidades você se sentia o The Flash.

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Mas para o CD-ROM funcionar, você tinha que instalar o driver que ficava num disquete.

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Ou já virou tiozão?

LINK: 17 sinais de que você já virou o tiozão da internet

LINK: 26 memes que você não lembrava que dominaram a internet em 2015

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Surf that work wave.

This super-cute desk beach is such an awesome way to spice up your boring desk job.

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First, find a fun glass container for your creation:

Add some sand, throw a layer of clay on top, and sprinkle a bit more sand on top of that.

Then come the waves.

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♬ Whatcha Gon Do With That Dessert? ♬

A colourful Canadian quiz.

“Sushi: Pretentious food that white kids want everybody else to know they are into to seem cultured and sophisticated.” —Urbandictionary.com

Facebook has since reinstated the photo, calling the decision to remove it a “mistake.”

Vous buvez encore pas mal d’alcool… mais les lendemains sont TRÈS difficiles.

Quand, mal réveillé, vous allez aux toilettes avec une érection matinale.