A JOKER has changed his name to Fire Exit to guarantee his dream of seeing it up in lights.
Deano Wilson, 39, pulled the stunt after being inspired by comic Joe Lycett, who changed his name to Hugo Boss.
That was a protest against the fashion brand, which had been threatening legal action against companies and charities that use the word boss in their names.
Audio-visual engineer Deano told The Sun: “I have told my friends and family and they all laughed and told me it’s genius and that I finally have done the funniest thing ever.
“People laugh at me when I tell them that one day I will be so famous, the whole world will recognise my name.
“So, what better way to do so by having my name in lights in every building, in every country, in every language all over the globe?
“No matter where you go, my name is illuminated. And even when there is a power shortage, emergency back-up power keeps my name bright and lit.
“Every main building, subway, school, corner shop, etc. Everywhere, my name in lights.
“Everyone will run to me in an emergency and people will look for me to feel safe or if they need a way out.”
Deano paid £17 to change his name by deed poll in a bid to kick-start a career in comedy.
He must pay an additional £75.50 for a new passport if he wants to travel abroad.
The wannabe comedian, from Gosport, Hampshire, said: “This to me is the height of comedy and stardom. I will prove to everybody who didn’t believe me that I will be famous.”
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