Trevor Noah Performs Entire Show From Trump’s Post-Apocalyptic America (Videos)
[...] viewers can catch up to the former self-proclaimed Roastmaster General, Jeff Ross, who had been promoted to Trump’s Secretary of Offense.
[...] comedy is illegal under the Trump presidency, Ross reminded a bold Noah, who was still broadcasting pirate-style from his disheveled New York City studio.
Oh, and Ross added that he’s been having unprotected sex with rats, so there’s that.
Trevor Noah Rips Newt Gingrich for Megyn Kelly Beef: 'Same Dude Who Cheated on 2 Different Wives' (Video)
The Lex Luthor-looking stand-up comic also informed his South African friend that Noah may be the final person of color remaining in the country.
Thought the government was crooked before Trump won the 2016 election?
After losing some weight from starvation, she becomes an 8, which is terrific, because now she can vote, eat dessert on Saturdays, and even speak freely around men — IF she raises her hand.
Oh, she also reveals that fellow Comedy Central personality Chris Hardwick is being forced to perform “@midnight” 24/7, only he now gives out points for genuine Trump compliments.