A reminder that might trump your plans.

Fellow Americans: Are you one of these people?

Twitter: @TimmyTemptation

Or even one of these (anomalous) people?

Wait, what? Do you even know what Canada is — nevermind.

Twitter: @marissaknight_

This is where you'd be laying out your towel to suntan on:

Twitter: @grahamgeissler

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