Dog Looks At Owner Who Put It In Costume Like Mafia Don Betrayed By Loyal Consigliere

DURHAM, NC—The sense of doom only dawning on the canine after the Disney princess dress had been pulled over his head, local dog Pickles reportedly looked at his owner Thursday the way a mafia don looks at a once-loyal consigliere who has betrayed him. According to sources, the Welsh corgi’s quiet acceptance of his fate was betrayed by a weary, broken face resembling that of an aging crime lord who has realized the trust he had come to implicitly place in his loyal servant was being paid back with a Machiavellian power move. Witnesses said that as a curly wig was strapped over the dog’s ears, his gaze fell downward, as if he were looking back with newfound regret over the many years that this former capo had risen through the ranks, coming to be treated not just as a friend, but as family. At press time, reports confirmed that Pickles, fully dressed in his humiliating costume and being posed for a photo, had sharply licked his owner on the cheek, marking him for death.

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