Trump Targeted In Second Assassination Attempt
Former President Donald Trump is safe following what appears to be an attempted assassination while playing golf, occurring two months after another attempt on his life at a rally in Pennsylvania. What do you think?
“I didn’t realize it was such a challenging golf course.”
James Puello, Microphone Tester
“I don’t care what the excuse was. Either finish the hole or let me play through.”
Omar Ordaz, Clock Setter
“Someone needs to investigate how these gun-wielding lunatics keep getting into the United States.”
Alexis Nguyen, Cubist Landscaper
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