Cybertruck Owner Brags About High-Tech Pedal That Makes Vehicle Accelerate When Pressed
LOS ANGELES—Praising the latest of the car’s bleeding-edge features that felt like they came from the future, Cybertruck owner Anselm Hart bragged to friends Monday about its high-tech pedal that makes the vehicle accelerate when pressed. “It’s this bonkers, next-level thing that lets you go fast when push it down on it with your foot,” said the 36-year-old programmer, describing how he felt like “some sort cyberpunk bounty hunter” when he used his foot to apply pressure to a lever that increased the vehicle’s speed in proportion to how much he pressed the innovative device. “No, you don’t get down on your knees and pull it with your hands when you want to go slower. I understand why you’d think that, but that’s not it. There’s actually this whole different pedal you push to go slower. It’s hard to explain, but it works so well it’s like they somehow smuggled in alien technology. Elon Musk is a fucking genius for this.” Hart went on to assert his firm belief that all cars would boast the feature within the next 50 years.
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