San José acting as mercilessly to the visitors as AM did to the planet’s five remaining people in
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream?
Austin rebelliously shortening the hosts’ winning time as in
"Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman?
The Earthquakes rekindling long-ago success ala
Jeffty Is Five? FC lock-boxing its opponent away just as in
Crazy as a Soup Sandwich?
Discuss.
GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!!
-G