When is a royal tour not a royal tour? When it features the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, that’s when. I give you their triumphal tour of Nigeria. Perhaps the giveaway moment suggestive of a non-royal tour was when Harry stood up for God Save the King and appeared to glower throughout, the one cross-face moment in a tour that was all beams. Still, the memory was fresh of his trip home during which his father couldn’t see his way clear to meeting up.