Man Wondering If Wife Ever Going To Clean Up Mess She Made Blowing Her Brains Out
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL—Noting that he somehow always got stuck with all the worst household chores, local man Dennis Bergmeau told reporters Thursday that he was wondering if his wife was ever going to clean up the mess she’d made while blowing her brains out. “I’ve ignored it for as long as I could, but when she put a…