SHOPPERS out and about for the sales got an eyeful when they spotted a very rude teddy bear at a shopping centre.
An eagle-eyed bargain hunter spotted the seemingly well-endowed teddy at the Whiteley shopping centre and became “slightly concerned” thinking it had been “designed for kids”.
A Reddit user took to the social media site to post a picture of the “particularly shlongy bear” along with the caption “This is in the middle of Whiteley shopping centre and I’m guessing designed for kids?!”
The photo shows the bear, who appears to be crying, sitting down while rubbing his left eye with his paw.
It’s definitely a male bear as little is left to the imagination.
This left the field wide open for some pun-tastic comments from readers.
Of the more family-friendly cheeky remarks, one person wrote: “It’s the simple bear necessities indeed.”
Another added: “It’s bearly noticeable really.”
While a third said: “No wonder he’s crying, that looks painful!”
In a separate Reddit post, another user drew attention to their selfish neighbour’s parking when they were trying to move house.
User Sad-Inevitable-7260 uploaded the picture along with the title: “Our land lord asked our neighbour to move her car so we could park a u-haul to move.
“So She parks like this. It’s a narrow street btw.”
The image shows a Tesla Model Y parked at the end of a driveway, hanging part way across it.
People couldn’t believe the neighbour’s parking job in the comments below the image on Reddit.
One said: “Bring the u-haul in and let the neighbour know that if she doesn’t move the car, you’re parking behind her and loading the u-haul.
“Since there’s a lot of heavy stuff, her car is likely to get scratched and you won’t be taking any responsibility for any damage to her car.”
Another said: “Call the cops, it’s illegal to block a driveway and she’ll be towed.”
In another thread, a woman explained her experience when she refused to give up her bus seat for an elderly lady because she was pregnant.
The passenger got entangled in the awkward exchange when she was sitting on her own and was confronted by an older woman who demanded she move to the upper deck so she could have her seat.
She was also carrying several heavy bags and didn’t feel safe going up the stairs in her condition.
The pregnant woman wrote: “She wasn’t even polite when she asked and honestly I thought she meant move over so she could sit next to me.
“So I moved my bags and started to scoot over, when she said ‘No, No I meant can you find another seat, this seat is reserved for disabled people. You are clearly not disabled. There are plenty of seats upstairs’.
“These seats were not priority seats for disabled people the ones in front of me were (which had an empty seat) but these ones were not.”
The woman added she offered the older lady the seat next to her and explained she couldn’t go upstairs.
However, the older lady didn’t accept this, saying she didn’t want to sit near anyone and added “move your lazy fat behind and give the seat to someone who needs it”.
The post generated a huge response with more than 500 people commenting, with many agreeing she was not in the wrong to stay in her seat and stand her ground.
