MARKS & Spencer delivery firm Ocado is now stocking libido-boosting Viagra gel for blokes.
Also available is a testing kit to ensure fellas are not firing blanks when they do rise to the occasion.
M&S customers can pick from a range of the upmarket retailer’s goods on Ocado’s site — and pep up their love life with items from the firm’s “sex and wellbeing” range.
Four sachets of Eroxon gel, costing £26, are described as: “Clinically proven treatment for erectile dysfunction in men.
“Helps you get an erection within ten minutes.”
Ocado also stocks the £30-a-pop SwimCount a home-testing kit that “measures your sperm quality in 30 minutes”.
It adds: “SwimCount is the only home test able to measure the concentration of progressive motile sperm cells which are the only sperm cells that can make a woman pregnant.”
One satisfied buyer said: “Fantastic product. Easy to use for my husband and gave us the reassurance we needed.”
Another says: “I’m happy to say we have a baby now.”
Ocado delivers a range of other saucy offerings, including sex toys and lubricants, to your door.
A review for a vibrator on the site says it “packs a punch and hits the spot but it is not whisper quiet”.
