ROY KEANE has blasted “arrogant” drivers who park “wherever they want”.
Keane, 52, was speaking on Stick to Football: The Overlap Special, brought to you by Sky Bet, alongside Ian Wright, Jill Scott and Gary Neville.
While on the show, the group were having a Room 101-style discussion.
Neville strangely revealed his dislike for barbeques, Avanti Trains, shoehorns and WhatsApp message groups, before Keane added his own ones into the mix.
Keane revealed one of his biggest annoyances was people with flashy cars who park without regard for others.
The Manchester United icon then made an extreme call that they should have their tyres “slashed” as a consequence of their actions.
He said: “People that have a few quid and just park wherever they want – double yellow lines or disabled bays – and just take the ticket off because they can pay that.
“It’s rude – we should slash their tyres. It’s so rude, parking where they want – it’s arrogant.
“‘I’ve got a nice car, I’ve got a few quid, I’ll park where I want in a disabled space’. They just walk away, they get the ticket [and pay it].”
Wright agreed that doing something drastic such as that or keying the car could deter such behaviour in the future.
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However, Keane had a slightly different solution, which he suggested he had done already.
He added: “Do you know what would be good, if you could break their wipers.
“Do I pull the wipers up? Yeah but I don’t break them I just pull it out.
“Not off but enough so that when they get into the car they have to get out and fix them.”
Neville said he now had a vision of Keane walking around Cheshire village pulling up window screen wipers, to which Keane declared: “That’s exactly what I do.
“Especially the one at the back so when they get in the car [they have to go fix it].
“Or if they park really bad you put their wing mirrors on the other side so when they get in they have to get out and fix the wing mirror.”
As well as bad parkers, Keane also opened up on his issue with handshaking, fist bumping and hugging.
This prickly response led to Neville joking that Keane’s nickname for himself was “hedgehog”.
Keane’s suggestions also included footballers wearing socks above their knees, with holes in the socks or with one side of their shorts rolled up – something he called out England star Declan Rice for.
His final addition was footballers coming off the pitch and high-fiving everyone on the bench, with Keane saying he would be too annoyed to do that.
What really ticks off Roy Keane?
The Irishman is known for his no-nonsense approach to football.
And some particular things really do get on Keane’s wick.
It all makes for great entertainment for fans, who love the Man United legend’s take on the beautiful game.
But is Keane being a bit too sensitive himself?
From smiling players to ABBA, nothing is sacred.
And we all know about his dislike for a prawn sarnie…
