GARY LINEKER has revealed that Alan Shearer had to leave the room while watching “lost souls” England against Slovakia.
Jude Bellingham’s brilliant overhead kick rescued the Three Lions at the death before Harry Kane’s header sealed a 2-1 win in the Euro 2024 last 16 clash on Sunday.
Just days ago, BBC footie pundit Lineker called the team’s 1-1 draw against Denmark “s***” in his The Rest is Football podcast.
Shearer had also torn into the side after the drab performance and insisted there can be “no excuses” for the ”no energy, no pace” that was displayed.
That led to England captain Kane firing back at the pair before the dire 0-0 draw with Slovenia to finish off the group stage.
However, despite advancing to set-up a quarter final clash with Switzerland on Saturday, things failed to improve much in terms of entertainment or attacking threat yesterday.
Bellingham’s equaliser in the fifth minute of stoppage time was the first shot on target with Kane’s effort being the only other effort.
And England legend Lineker introduced the latest edition The Rest Is Football by revealing how Shearer’s frustration got the best of him as the Three Lions looked set to make a humiliating exit.
Lineker, 63, said: “Not at one point did I think England wouldn’t win that game. Late, late drama, of course. And England, I think it’s fair to say, scraped through against Slovakia in the round of 16.
“I don’t think any of us really expected what we saw, to be perfectly honest. God, it was so stressful watching it, wasn’t it?
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“There was one point where Alan was so exasperated that he got up out of his chair and said, I need to walk, I need to walk. And he walked out into the back room there. And we suddenly heard from wherever he was: “Ahhhhhhhhh! Ah! Ah!”
“I’m not exaggerating. He has a very loud voice, much louder than mine. It’s true, isn’t it?”
Shearer explained: “I was just, it was just desperation. I mean, it was, it was desperate. They were so bad, it was untrue.
“I mean, I was thinking Iceland 2016, was it? Yeah. 2016 all over again, with much better players.
“It was that bad. England were offering nothing, nothing at all. And I just couldn’t see where it was going to come from. And then, a piece of brilliance.”
Lineker then stated that England’s players looked like “lost souls” playing Southgate’s “alien tactics”.
Shearer firstly said: “It’s not a good watch. They’re miles off it. They’re miles off it. They’re nowhere near what we’d hoped and expected from England.”
JUDE BELLINGHAM’S majestic overhead kick deep into stoppage time saved England from a humiliating Euros exit.
Gareth Southgate’s side had been utterly woeful and looked to be heading home thanks to Ivan Schranz’s clever finish.
But Bellingham came to the rescue in the 96th minute, brilliantly firing into the corner after Marc Guehi had flicked on Kyle Walker’s long throw.
Remarkably, it was England’s first shot on target, summing how poor they had been.
But another one came soon after, as 53 seconds into extra-time, Harry Kane headed home from close range to set up a quarter-final with Switzerland.
It was as close a shave as it comes, and if they play like this against the Swiss, then they will be toast.
Here’s how Tom Barclay rated England’s stars… and manager Southgate.
Jordan Pickford: 5
Appeared to hurt his left hand when taking a big whack in the warm-up, but still played. Fired a lot of long balls and was lucky not to be lobbed by David Strelec’s 45-yard strike.
Kyle Walker: 4
England’s second-most experienced player had a shocker. He looked uncharacteristically slow, his touch was heavy and his crossing was nowhere near good enough. But it was his long throw that led to Bellingham’s magic.
John Stones: 4
Said it was time for the senior pros to step up in the build-up to the game, but there was little sign of that until Bellingham did his thing, and he is only 21. Stones fired aimless long balls, gave it away and it was his mistake that almost led to Strelec’s trying his luck from range.
Marc Guehi: 5
Booked early after Kieran Trippier’s underhit pass meant he had to take out the excellent David Strelec, meaning he is out of the quarter-final. Ivan Schranz bamboozled him for Slovakia’s opener but his flick-on to Bellingham brought the leveller.
Kieran Trippier: 4
When Jude Bellingham’s good ball found Trippier on the edge of the box early doors, on his favoured right foot, you thought, ‘Here we go’. He smashed it into Row Z.
Declan Rice: 5
An old-school reducer on Juraj Kucka was a fair tackle, even if it left the 37-year-old hobbling. His curling effort with ten minutes to go cracked against the post.
Kobbie Mainoo: 6
FIRST start at a major tournament and our only decent performer in an horrendous first half from England. Blasted a volley over but was also booked for a late tackle.
Bukayo Saka: 5
We all know what a fantastic player Saka is for Arsenal, and for England in games gone by, but he rarely threatened here. Did go the distance though, and in a number of positions.
Jude Bellingham: 7 and STAR MAN
Cometh the hour, cometh the man. He had underwhelmed again until the 96th minute, but who cares when you step up like that.
Phil Foden: 4
Thought he had levelled early in the second half but his tap-in was ruled out by VAR after he was caught being, inexplicably, offside. Just off it all night, in danger of being dropped.
Harry Kane: 6
Still way off his best – he was nowhere to be seen in the first half and missed a free header after the break – but got it right when it counted in extra time.
SUBSTITUTIONS
Cole Palmer (on for Kieran Trippier, 66): 7
FANS were on their feet applauding when Southgate finally made a change and brought him on. So lively and with a lovely delivery, must be in with a chance of starting against the Swiss.
Eberechi Eze (on for Kobbie Mainoo, 84): 6
Did enough to put off Slovak full-back Peter Pekarik from turning home at close range in extra-time. Looked like he had been hit by a train when Denis Vavro walloped into him.
Ivan Toney (on for Phil Foden, 90): 7
GRABBED the assist for Kane’s winner by flicking on after a free-kick – which he had won with his strength – had been cleared.
Conor Gallagher (on for Harry Kane, 105): 6
Southgate rolled the dice in extra-time by trying to shut the game out, taking his captain off for the Chelsea midfielder.
Ezri Konsa (on for Jude Bellingham, 105): 6
Ditto to Gallagher as Konsa got his first minutes of the tournament in place of the hero Bellingham, which felt a risky strategy.
MANAGER
Gareth Southgate: 3.
A lucky, lucky man. Tactically, his team were all long ball, lacked any movement, and did not conjure up a shot on target until Bellingham’s wonder strike – and that came from Walker chucking it in the mixer. Subs took ages in the 90 and then felt risky as he sought to see the game out in extra-time.
Lineker agreed, saying: “You can’t pretend that the team are playing well.”
Shearer then said: “We’re all waiting for us to improve, to get better, and the hope and the spark we’ve been seeing about it just takes one little thing to get us going.”
Lineker replied: “Just look at the quality of the players that England actually have at their disposal. But you’ve got to get something out of them. I look at them at the moment and I see a team that’s like lost souls.
“I don’t think they really know what they’re supposed to be doing, what their jobs are, how the team is supposed to be playing.
“Now, I’m sure they have been told, but it’s whether they’re brought into it.
“They’re playing in a kind of format and the style that is alien to most of them because most of them play a high press, dynamic, really sharp, electric, short passing football. I’ve not seen any of that. So I actually feel for the players a little bit.
“They look like they’re trying their nuts off. You can see that. They’re running, they’re chasing and harrying and doing all the things.
“There’s absolutely, definitely no lack of effort in there or commitment about that. But they look a little bit lost.”
