I FEEL honoured I’ve been on your mind, Max George, sufficiently enough for you to flip me the bird on your Instagram story this week.
You really are the gift that keeps on giving. It really was very sweet of you.
You must know how much I loves me a middle finger.
And this was your response to the fact that last week I levelled a perfectly reasonable criticism at your girlfriend, Maisie Smith who took it upon herself to film herself crying on her social media and attach a suitably ambiguous quote.
(That’s probably a long word for you, Max. But it means “obscure” or “cryptic”.)
And I stand by my comments, as, it appears, do many of my readers.
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I was even contacted by a woman who counsels young people profoundly affected by the stress caused by these kinds of posts.
So, it’s nice to know I’ve been on your mind, Max.
Despite the fact you already have a girlfriend.
Oh, hang on . . . that’s your style, isn’t it?
Being with one woman and thinking about another.
Rumour has it, your ex, Stacey Giggs, knows that.
