A STRING of goalscorers’ names in a football match report was likened to the sound of toffs romping in bed.
Chelsea Women beat their West Ham United counterparts 4-2 with a hat-trick for Pernille Harder and a goal for Erin Cuthbert.
The order of their strikes meant it was reported on the BBC Sport website as “Harder, Harder, Cuthbert, Harder”.
One social media user joked: “It sounds like posh people having sex.”
Fan Lee Anscombe compared the run of surnames to an upper-class woman “asking her servant for a good time”.
Another added: “Laugh out loud funny.”
Chelsea banged them in at West Ham during their victory in the quarter-final of the FA Women’s League Cup on Wednesday.
The Blues scored first in the London derby through Danish star Harder, 29, before Katerina Svitkova equalised.
Harder got her hat-trick in the second-half, with a goal from Scot Cuthbert, 23, in between.
Halle Houssein’s consolation could not spoil what was called a “never to be repeated scoreline”.
