A MUM was mortified when her son’s school rang to say he had been handing out penis-shaped chocs. Louise More, learned five-year-old Luke had raided an Ann Summers advent calendar she bought for a pal. He emptied all 24 chocs into his bag then generously dished them out in the playground. Louise, 28, of Wallsend, […]
A MUM was mortified when her son’s school rang to say he had been handing out penis-shaped chocs.
Louise More, learned five-year-old Luke had raided an Ann Summers advent calendar she bought for a pal.
Louise More’s son handed out penis-shaped chocolates from an Ann Summers advent calendar she bought for a friend[/caption]He emptied all 24 chocs into his bag then generously dished them out in the playground.
Louise, 28, of Wallsend, Tyneside, said: “A teacher called me on Tuesday and said she needed to speak to me as Luke had been giving his friends chocolate.
“I didn’t see a problem as I thought it showed that he was kind and caring but the teacher said ‘No, you don’t understand. They are chocolate-shaped willies’.
“I nearly died of embarrassment. I don’t think any kids know what they were but the school has to be careful because of allergies.
“The teacher was great though. We had a laugh about it.”
Mum-of-five Louise said Luke later confessed to raiding the £5 calendar. She added: “He’s quite a boy but his heart is in the right place.”
Louise wrote online: “How’s everyone’s day going, better than mine I hope.”
After explaining what happened she added: “Why do these kids do this to me!”
Kirsten Gould wrote back: “I’m a teacher and a couple of years ago, I was teaching the topic “people who help us.”
“I had a 7 year old whose dad was in the police. I invited him to stand up and tell us what his dad did.
“He told us his dad loved using his handcuffs – sometimes on criminals but mostly cuffing his mummy to the bed!!!!!
“That lunchtime, the staffroom was in stitches!”
Luke emptied all 24 chocs into his bag then generously dished them out in the playground[/caption]