DOCTORS are urging fellas not to pleasure themselves using banana peelings – after a worrying trend emerged online. Randy blokes have been inserting their penises into recently peeled skins while masturbating – and they are even heating the skin in the microwave to boost the sensation. They claim the slime form the peel contains a […]
DOCTORS are urging fellas not to pleasure themselves using banana peelings – after a worrying trend emerged online.
Randy blokes have been inserting their penises into recently peeled skins while masturbating – and they are even heating the skin in the microwave to boost the sensation.
They claim the slime form the peel contains a great lubricant and produces a similar feeling to receiving oral sex.
However, medics are now warning men not to follow this trend – as the act could in fact lead to rashes and sores.
And using banana skins to pleasure yourself may even trigger an infection as contact with protein inside the fruit’s skin can cause flare ups in some people.
Dr Diana Gill, from online doctor and prescription service Doctor-4-U, said: “You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection.”
You could develop a rash and sores on the penis
Dr Diana Gill
And she warned that this new way of masturbating could be especially dangerous for men with allergies.
She added: “A person with a banana allergy is more likely to be allergic to other substances such as latex or other fruits and vegetables.
“So if you’re allergic to latex condoms you may also be allergic to banana skins.”
Dr Gill’s warning comes after a series of Reddit posts claimed that getting amorous with the yellow fruit’s skin is akin to receiving oral sex.
One banana peel fan wrote: “I have been doing it for years and it’s great.
“It’s the closest thing there is to a blow job, trust me I’ve had hundreds of them.”
But it’s not just Reddit users sharing the banana love – with members of a popular self-love forum also championing the act.
Members of JackInWorld, a platform dedicated to being ‘The Ultimate Male Masturbation Resource’, have given it an average star rating of 4.5 – racking up 358 votes so far.
The site advises: “Simply peel a banana (you can eat it later), slip the peel over your penis, and masturbate with it.
“The banana slime is a great lubricant.
“You can warm the peel in the microwave for added sensations.
“Also, you might have better results if you peel the banana by making just one cut in the peel and removing the fruit through the single cut.
Your penis can actually shrink as the years pass by.
Thankfully there are a few things you can do to try to halt the ravages of time down below:
1. Have more sex and masturbate more
Harvard Medical School experts say you’ve got to “use it or lose it”.
“Some research suggests that when the penis is flaccid for long periods of time — and therefore deprived of a lot of oxygen-rich blood — the low oxygen level causes some muscle cells to lose their flexibility and gradually change into something akin to scar tissue,” their report said.
2. Quit smoking
Smoking is responsible for a tonne of diseases and conditions. Cancer aside, it can also be responsible for shrinking your penis.
The chemicals from cig smoke can damage the blood vessels in the penis – stopping it from filling with blood.
3. Brush your teeth
Blokes who fail to brush their teeth twice a day are more likely to be a flop in bed, a recent study revealed.
Scientists from Jinan University, in China, analysed the teeth and sexual performance of 213,076 men.
They found guys with gum disease were 2.85-times more likely to suffer erectile dysfunction.
4. Keep cool
It’s not just your todger that gets small with age; after 40, your testicles also start to shrink.
To slow their decline, try keeping them cool.
Wear boxers rather than briefs so you’re getting more air up there and avoid very tight trousers which may restrict blood flow.
5. Lose weight
A bulging waist-line won’t just put you more at risk of heart problems, diabetes, cancer and fatty liver disease.
Carrying extra padding can make your todger look smaller.
The penis is attached to the belly wall and when it expands, it pulls the penis inwards.
“You can then cut off the end of the banana peel and insert your penis through that end.”
Forum users praised the solo sex tip, with one writing: “The great thing about this is that you just have to throw away the peel to get rid of the ‘evidence’.”
A UK member, who claims to be 78, wrote: “I have used the banana skin technique occasionally for many years.
“Maybe the bananas that we have in Britain are larger than those in the US but it makes no difference if the skin splits.
“The lubrication is so good that you will slip and slide whatever the pressure.”
This odd trend comes after it was revealed men have been putting toothpaste on their penises to last longer in bed.
However, experts warned it could lead to severely damaging your pecker and causing painful burns down below.
