AFTER the week she’s had, you’d forgive Gemma Collins for dipping into the Ben & Jerry’s.
After ringing 999 amid fears her ex James “Arg” Argent had overdosed, the diet has gone out of the window.
The reality star, who called cops to Arg’s £1.3million home after he went missing, has piled on the pounds because of the stress.
She said: “I ain’t stopped eating. I’ve had a lot of stress and I’ve not been to the gym in two weeks.
“I’ve been unwell all weekend with a chest infection.”
She is fleeing to Dubai to try and get away from the scandal around Arg.
Speaking at the launch of her new fragrance Diva Pink in London on Monday night, Gemma vowed: “When I come back, I will get back on it.
“I always come out on top. My life always goes a bit t*ts-up but I carry on.”
As well as returning to Dancing On Ice for the Christmas special, Gemma is working on her debut single with producer Naughty Boy.
She said: “I’ve got lots of projects on the table, so it’s exciting.” Arg, on the other hand, sounds like he needs a good talking-to.
IT started as a reality TV show, then got a celebrity spin-off.
Now SAS: Who Dares Wins is about to get a bit of a Mr & Mrs twist.
The punishing Channel 4 show, fronted by ex-Services hardman Ant Middleton, will launch another version starring famous people AND their partners.
Producers are already casting for the new series. Their wish list of names includes Olympic long-jump hero and Celebrity MasterChef winner Greg Rutherford along with his fiancée Susie.
They also have their eyes on couples featuring two household names, such as presenters Rochelle and Marvin Humes and reality TV’s Spencer Matthews and Vogue Williams.
Let’s hope they’re all still together by the end.
RIPPER Street and Game of Thrones star Joseph Mawle has been cast as villain Oren in Amazon’s new take on The Lord Of The Rings.
He will star with Will Poulter and Aussie actress Markella Kavenagh.
HANNIBAL Lecter loved his fava beans but I’m not sure how he’d feel about Sean Bean’s take on the role.
Sean steps into the part most famously played by Anthony Hopkins in The Silence Of The Lambs for Thursday night’s edition of Sky One quiz There’s Something About Movies.
Comedian Tom Allen plays Agent Starling, portrayed by Jodie Foster in the film, who interviews the cannibal killer in his cell.
At least Sean survived his latest role for once.
WHAT? True Love Or True Lies, MTV, 9pm.
WHY? Dani Dyer battles to stay relevant by hosting this Love Island clone, in which couples compete to prove who has the best relationship. #
Some are real, some faking it.
I’LL be covering my eyes during the first X Factor: Celebrity live show on Saturday night – and not because Simon Cowell’s had his teeth shined for the occasion.
Try Star, comprising rugby hunks Thom Evans, Ben Foden and Levi Davis, are set to do a racy take on Ginuwine’s 1996 hit Pony, inspired by Magic Mike.
My source revealed: “The lads are going all-out with a striptease routine. They are even wearing leather.
“At first, bosses loved their idea. But as rehearsals continue, the routines have got racier.
“They’re worried there could be Ofcom complaints if they don’t tone down the hip thrusts.”
I doubt we’ll look at rugby balls the same way again.
VET Rosie Brandreth-Poynter has become the latest Bake Off contestant sent home, meaning Steph Blackwell, David Atherton and star baker Alice Fevronia will lock horns in the final.
Rosie said: “I never imagined I would get this far.”
LEGAL sitcom Defending The Guilty has wasted no time in landing a second series.
The first run of the BBC2 show ended just last night and another six-part stretch has already been commissioned from Big Talk Productions.
Bafta winner Katherine Parkinson, best known for The IT Crowd and Humans, plays a jaded barrister.
She must educate a pupil played by Will Sharpe, who created and starred in Channel 4 comedy Flowers and can currently be seen in BBC2 thriller Giri/Haji.
That’s Will power for you.