Tinder is regarded as one of the easiest ways to find a date, with many users hoping the love of their life is only a swipe away, but on the oversubscribed platform how can you stand out from the crowd?
Jordan Wildon, a British multimedia journalist , who lives in Bonn, Germany has a fresh take on the usual bare chested photos or Snapchat-filter heavy images.
The 24-year-old has created a hilarious slideshow listing all the reasons girls should choose him, entitled ‘why you should swipe right, a presentation by Jordan’.
The first slide outlined his ‘impressive’ skills, including being able to cook a two-minute microwave meal in one-minute and 58 seconds and coming third place in an archery competition.
Jordan also added ‘being great in bed’ (sleeps for 10 hours) to his list of plus points.
Finally, if things were to go awry with a love interest, the fact that he’s British and could be deported in the event of Brexit would help with any potential break-up scenarios.
The next slide highlights his personable qualities, which are: good to know, learning German, has a stable job and hotter than five years ago.
All jokes aside, what’s not to like about a bi-lingual guy, with a decent job who ages like a fine wine?
Jordan then displays some testimonials from friends who testify his likability:
“You are a fairly precious soul.”
“You’re the best”
“You are categorically the best.”
He ends with a photograph of himself wrapped inside a blanket with the caption: “”You’ve got this far, you might as well swipe right.”
Jordan revealed it was his boss who inspired him to create the tongue-in-cheek Tinder profile, and told Fabulous Digital: “My ideal partner should be nothing short of perfect, and should have an amazing sense of humour.”
Although the profile is only a few days old, Jordan has got around 70 likes, and one girl said: “You’d better believe I took screen shots of all your pictures and sent them to my friend because I thought you were hilarious!”
Another girl described the profile as “bloody funny.”
We’re pretty sure he’s bound to attract lots of offers soon – and he should certainly add good sense of humour to his list of attributes.
Let’s hope Jordan has better luck than this poor girl who was told to eat a salad by cruel Tinder date
Or maybe read about the single women who shared brutally honest Tinder profiles in their last ditch attempts to get a date
