GAME of Thrones has a brand new porn parody based on the upcoming season 8. It’s actually a sequel to an existing XXX Thrones parody, and promises “raunchy medieval fantasy”. The filthy flick is dubbed Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere, and is set to debut on April 11. The movie is produced by […]
GAME of Thrones has a brand new porn parody based on the upcoming season 8.
It’s actually a sequel to an existing XXX Thrones parody, and promises “raunchy medieval fantasy”.
The filthy flick is dubbed Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere, and is set to debut on April 11.
The movie is produced by smut firm WoodRocket, in partnership with global porn giant Pornhub.
An early safe-for-work trailer has been released for the movie, depicting some of the adult film stars lampooning real Game of Thrones characters.
These include like Jon Blow (Jon Snow), Bigfinger (Littlefinger), and Branjob (Bran Stark).
The trailer also reveals the funny side of the movie, making fun of Game of Thrones’ complicated side-plots.
It even makes a self-referential joke about how the Jon Snow can’t be Daenerys’ nephew in the movie, and needs to become her step-nephew instead.
And as fans will have noticed, the title of the movie “Winter Came Everywhere” is a play on the popular Thrones phrase “Winter Is Coming” – made famous by Sean Bean’s character Ned Stark.
The movie is described as featuring “dragon sex, people disguised as dildos, white walker masturbation, royal penetration, and giant-genital’d Wildlings”.
And White Walkers have been rebranded as “White W***ers” instead.
The movie stars adult actors like Kiara Cole, Donnie Rock, Charlotte Sartre, Gabriella Paltrova, Lance Hart and Seth’s Beard – and was directed by Holly G Myers.
WoodRocket is the firm responsible for a series of porn parodies inspired by pop culture – including feature films and video games.
These include the Laygo Movie (Lego Movie) and Red Dead Erection (Read Dead Redemption).
The new movie is expected to premiere later today, April 11.
And Game of Thrones season 8 is due to premiere in the UK on April 15, just four days later.
Science reveals why Tyrion Lannister has the best strategy to survive Game of Thrones season 8.
Illegally downloading Game of Thrones season 8 could land you with a nasty virus.
And downloading old episodes of Game of Thrones could get you in big trouble too.
Who do you think will end up on the Iron Throne in season eight? Let us know in the comments!
We pay for your stories! Do you have a story for The Sun Online news team? Email us at tips@the-sun.co.uk or call 0207 782 4368 . We pay for videos too. Click here to upload yours.
