It’s a day to celebrate America and what we do best. And what is that, you might ask? At least for some wealthy, geriatric white men with questionable cognition and a whole lot of power, it’s golf.
As viewers learned last week during the chaotic presidential debate, golf stats are apparently of vital importance in deciding the leader of our country.
As the pair were questioned about their ages, Trump made a compelling argument for his fitness for the most powerful position in the world, declaring, “I just won two club championships, not even senior, two regular club championships .”
