I needed to become the worst troll everywhere.
I needed it.
You try to listen to the A's lose every f-in day.
Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark.
Get dumped twice in one week?
Yep.
No one can stand me.
It's been some years and some days now.
Everyone asks me like If I am happy that the A's are moving to Sac.
I just want to punch the wall.
Any wall.
My dream is to be in Nice - Watching the Tour de France for like 5 seconds.
Not gonna happen.