You'll wanna soak up every last drop of these potions — that's how good they are.
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"Stop looking and buy this waffle maker. This is THE waffle make to buy." —a reviewer who made a *Thanksgiving stuffing waffle*, so you should probably listen to them
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"Personally, I believe the democrat weather machine is powered by 5g vaccine nanobots that get their energy from drag queen story time." —@karlykingsley
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Time to live that Lululemon and AirPods Max life without any of the ???? ???? ???? price tags.
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Get those crayons out and start up a redecorating draft.
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I couldn't tie my own shoes until first grade.
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So the next time someone asks if there's any string cheese left, you can direct them to the snack container in the fridge.
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Yes, I always lock my doors the second I sit down in the car...
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Shoutout to the Danny Tanners of the world...
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Was the get-back worth it?
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The spooky vibes don't have to end after October 31.
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I can't believe they're swapping salacious spit stories.
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Meteorologists say tornadoes caused by tropical systems aren't usually this bad.
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"Wait. Can I choose my answer again?"
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Your friends will be obsessed.
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