Not without my Bitcoin!
Previously, on Doxing Satoshi: 21 months ago1, in March, 2014, Newsweek named *a* Satoshi Nakamoto as *the* Satoshi Nakamoto, pseudonymous creator of the world's first cryptographically secure Ponzi scheme, Bitcoin. The allegation triggered a media frenzy, a hundred Takes, a low-speed Prius chase and a free lunch, among much else. By the end of the season, it seemed clear that this Satoshi was only a red herring.2 Which brings us to…
