All these people are getting in the way of my $13 Christmas tree.
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1. Here we go.
2. It's always so BRIGHT in here.
3. It makes me feel weirdly sleepy.
4. And also hurts my eyes a little.
5. OK focus, we're here to shop for Christmas goodies.
6. And maybe for myself. A little bit.
7. Wow Kmart's swimwear is super cheap.
8. FOCUS, FOCUS!
9. HOLY HELL, that Christmas tree is $79. AND IT'S SOLD OUT?! WHAT KMART?
10. Oh wait, there's a $13 one, now we're talking.
11. Even though it's rather sad to look at it.
12. Kinda like me rn.
13. OH MY GOD REINDEER UGG BOOTS?!
14. No wait, false alarm, it's somewhere to store your presents.
15. I suck at Christmas.
16. Why am I here?!
Tahlia Pritchard
