12 Christmas Presents For Someone That You'll Never Ever EVER Bone
For friends who are close enough to give each other presents but not close enough to kiss.
McDonald's Gift Card - $$$
"We will never go on a date here."
Poo-Pourri Pre-poop Spray - $9.99
Nothing says "stay away from my butt" better than a reminder we all poop.
3-Piece BFF Necklace - $8.99
Just to be clear that you're not only friends, but there is another friend of equal standing.
Mouse Taxidermy Kit - $37
This will not bring out romantic feelings.