49 Thoughts You Have Every Time You Watch HGTV's "Fixer Upper"
Can Chip and Joanna just adopt me already?
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1. Literally the best part of every episode is the beginning when they show a Chip Gaines blooper.
2. His belly should have its own show.
3. Chip Gaines: The Belly That Could
4. Joanna and Chip's farm is just so damn quaint. I want to live there.
5. How many goats do they have? 1 goat, 2 goat, 3 goat… 1 million goats!
6. Actually, I want Chip and Joanna to adopt me.
7. So, Chip and Joanna have like 15 children, right?
8. It seems like they have a small army of children.
9. They have so many kids they could totally adopt me and not even notice.
10. I'll just blend right in. All I need is a cute pail filled with crayons.
11. I need to buy a farm.
12. And a silo.
13. Oh, right — the reason we're all here: the home buyer.
14. I am now weeping because this home buyer has either a tragic backstory or a beautiful family.
15. Or they're surprising their parents with a home and there are tears everywhere.
16. Every time Chip harkens back to his glory days, an angel gets its wings.