"Blam! My laser blaster is worthless against these Gobopriblies Polychrystaline armor."
"Dang."
I thought fast.
I'll do this the old fashioned way--with my Blazar Streaked Plasma Knife.
"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. To battle, friends!"
My Blazar Streaked Plasma Knife danced like a ballerina that dances really good. I sliced. I stabbed. I was like the wind of Blafalerina VII--fast.
Stay tuned!
This cart tastes pretty good.
Check out our dope website:
Facebook:
Twitter:
Email:
weeats@