Metaphor: ReFantazio is an excellent Persona-like from Atlus about uniting a nation by participating in a competition to be the next bum on its throne. The JRPG is full of meditations on racism, inequality and how it's cool to be friends with a talking bat—we like it quite a lot. Indeed, we gave it a whopping 95% in our Metaphor: ReFantazio review.
But here's the thing: the road to winning the throne is a long one. 100 hours long, in fact. And you'll need to fight countless monsters, delve into numerous dank dungeons, and give lots and lots of speeches before you can call it a day. Wouldn't it be much simpler if you could just post a comment on social media explaining why you deserve to win the competition? Well, you're in luck, because Sega is going to make one person a noble, right here in the real world, just for doing exactly that.
Before you start splashing out on ermine cloaks and shopping for thrones, there is a significant catch: You'll be joining the nobility of Sealand, a micronation that sits in the North Sea. It's not a recognised country, only has one permanent resident, and the whole state amounts to an old sea fort.
Despite being a rusty WW2 offshore platform, Sealand has enjoyed a rather exciting and absolutely fascinating history. Here are a few highlights.
So, yeah, it's been a pretty wild ride for what is ultimately just a decommissioned sea fort. And if joining its nobility tickles your fancy, you don't even need to wait for Sega to pick your comment on Twitter or Reel on Instagram. Sealand sells titles for as little as £20. That'll get you the title of lord or lady. At the higher end, you've got a duke and duchess couples title, which will set you back £700. Normally it's £1,000, but there's a sale on at the moment. I wonder if they celebrate Black Friday in Sealand? Might be worth checking in again next month just in case.
What Sega is offering, however, is unique. It's created a one-off title for the competition: Hand to the Sovereign Prince of Sealand. Pretty fancy, right? The prince in question is Michael Bates, grandson of the original founder, Prince Roy.
"When my grandfather founded Sealand in the 1960s, one of his first actions was to bestow the title of 'Princess Joan' on my grandmother," said Prince Liam, son of Prince Michael and fourth in line to the throne. "In the more than five decades since, we've established several Noble titles, but never a Hand to the Prince. We've achieved a lot as the world's smallest nation but this partnership with SEGA and ATLUS to create a one-off title marks our first foray into the world of videogames, and it's a venture future Sealand Royals will look back on with pride."
I've seen some weird videogame marketing campaigns in my time, but I've got to give it to Sega, this is one of the better ones. Before you start planning your aristocratic future, however, do look over the terms and conditions first, which also includes full instructions on how to enter the competition. You don't have a chamberlain to do that for you just yet.