Guys, We Really, Really Need To Talk About Sock Feet
And by we I mean me, please can we talk about it.
Everyone knows that dogs are God's gift to the world.
God spelt backwards is dog, and don't you ever forget it.
But no one ever wants to discuss the greatest part of man’s best friend…
...THEIR LIL' TINY FUCKING SOCK FEET!!!!!
And I'm not talking about dogs wearing socks, because that's a whole 'nother thing that I'm not emotionally stable enough to discuss.
I cannot, I'm sorry.