This Guy Gets Paid Big Money To Roll Insanely Elaborate Joints, And I've Been Living My Life All Wrong
*Quits job*
Look closely at this image. It appears to be a large papier-mâché machine gun. BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A JOINT.
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This isn't actually a slice of pizza, it's a JOINT SHAPED LIKE A PIECE OF PIZZA. AKA HEAVEN.
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Both are the works of this guy, Tony Greenhand, who gets paid big money for his ~artistic~ joints.
And yes, this is two-pound joint. Yes.
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The 26-year-old from Albany, Oregon, told Vocativ that he charges thousands of dollars for commissioned joints.
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