No Joke, Martha Stewart Was Definitely The First Hipster Ever
SHE DID IT FIRST!!
You know that friend that's like, "Oh, you're listening to Electric Blanket Grandma? Well I listened to them like three years ago, and their first album was better." WELL, THAT FRIEND IS MARTHA STEWART.
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In a truly iconic post on her website, Martha has proven to be so hipster that she out-hipsters any hipster that ever claimed to be hipster or will ever be hipster. She is literally the hipster queen. SHE DID IT FIRST! ALL OF IT!
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One example of her hipster-ness (before hipsters were even a thing) is the fact that she has been using mason jars for ever. Oh you thought *you* used Mason Jars? Wrong. Well maybe right, but Martha uses mason jars more than you and before you.
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Another piece of evidence that she is literally the first hipster to ever grace this planet is her shirts. She wears oversized chambray ones — and has been since the dawn of time.
Hipster Queen.
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