Can We All Just Agree That Milk Is The Fucking Worst?
Hear me out. It is terrible.
Hey, hi, hello. I know this is a bit out of the blue, but we need to have a super quick discussion about this "drink" we call MILK.
Other names include "devil's nectar", "creamy dishwater", and "cow seepage".
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“What about milk?” I hear you ask. "It’s good for you. It’s full of calcium. It’s delicious.” WRONG.
Milk is fucking terrible, friends. Absolutely terrible. But let's discuss why, shall we?
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Firstly, milk has a consistency that has no idea what the fuck it's doing.
It sits awkwardly between water and juice, which makes absolutely no sense and is fucking stupid.
Plus there are several different types of milk for absolutely no reason.
And people actually have arguments about which is best, when clearly the best milk is NO MILK AT ALL.
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