22 Things You’ll Understand If You’re Dating Someone With One Leg
Who wouldn’t want to date someone who is part robot?
People will be weirdly inquisitive.
"Do they take it off for bed?" "What does it look like?" "Can they walk like a real person?" "Do they use it during sexual intercourse?"
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But you'll just use that as an excuse to brag about your bae.
"I don't know if you've heard, but he learned to walk again in a matter of months." "Physio say he's the best walker in town." "He's a pretty big deal in the leg industry."
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And anyway, weird questions can be fun when your S.O. has a great sense of humour.
Little kid at the beach: How did you lose your leg?
Bae: A shark ate it.
Little kid: *gulps*
Bae: At this beach.
Little kid: *runs*
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Footsie in bed is slightly different.
There will be an all-out war, your feet fighting over their foot, inevitably ending in one foot feeling like a third wheel. Meanwhile, they will feel like a player, being the filling in your feet sandwich.
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