Home Decor For People Who Just Really, Really Like Wine I Guess
OK, we get it. You like wine.
Of course we love wine, but wine-themed home decor feels like it's screaming at you to drink wine all the time.
Here are some of the most IN-YOUR-FACE-ABOUT-WINE home goods we could find.
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Joanna: I'm actually in support of any home decor that tells people to get out of your house in an aggressive way. I think my doormat would just say "GET OUT."
Chelsea: Yeah, this is a pretty good point TBH. It's always good to set your expectations of your guests from the get-go.
Joanna: I imagine this person constantly asking, "What time is it?" expecting me to answer with "Wine o'clock." And it's just like, it's 3 p.m., Shannon. Leave me alone.
Chelsea: I hope Shannon is married to the dude who always says "it's 5 o'clock somewhere!" so we can put them in a bunker never to be seen again. Also, Carl, FOR THE RECORD, it is NOT always 5 o'clock somewhere.
Joanna: A true best friend doesn't even care if you're home. They'll just break into your house and drink your wine.
Chelsea: This is usually what I slur to my friends as I drunkenly welcome them into whatever disaster I made in my home.