This Parody Account Shows All The Shade Toddlers Would Throw If They Had Social Media
“Not sure why someone who can’t make pancakes would attempt a pillowcase dress…”
Probably because it's fucking existential.
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Or maybe because there isn't a mom on Pinterest who knows her limits.
Let's all add a dollar to Emily Grace's therapy fund.
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Or the pure evil that's hidden deep within David.
Rebel without a cause, man.
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