I Chanted Over My Makeup Just Like Gwyneth Paltrow
I infused my beauty products with positivity so I could look way hotter. #GOOP
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In my ever-exhaustive search to be hotter, I'm constantly turning to celebrity greats for advice: it was from Kim Kardashian that I got the idea to (tape my boobs), and from Gwyneth Paltrow that I got the idea to cleanse myself with soup. But more on that another time.
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About a week ago, in search of more life secrets, I went to every earth princess' favorite website, Goop, to see if Gwyneth Paltrow had any more health and beauty wisdom to bestow. She never disappoints — she's recommended sex dust, 18K gold dumbbells, and moon juice.
As always, Gwyneth delivered.