“I wish I were big.” No you don’t.

Because you'll never earn a job promotion by playing a giant piano with your boss:

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Because if you spat up ~fancy~ caviar at a party, your hot co-worker wouldn't hit on you:

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Because regular-sized corn just seems BORING now:

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Because you'll never live on one entire floor of the most amazing penthouse in New York City...

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