No More Parties In Sydney

Here's a nice note, left on someone's door after a party.

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HEY CUNT

WE REALLY DON'T NEED
ARSEHOLE NEIGHBOURS
LIKE YOU.
THANKS FOR INVITING
YOUR DIGUSTING, LOUD-
MOUTH, LOSER FRIENDS
OVER ON SATURDAY
NIGHT.
WHAT A BUNCH OF
IGNORANT, INCONSIDERATE
********* FUCKWITS *************
IF YOU CAN'T LIVE LIKE A
GROWN UP - MOVE BACK
TO THE TRAILOR PARK
WHERE YOU BELONG.
FORMAL COMPLAINTS HAVE
BEEN MADE TO THE
BUILDING MANAGER
YOU HAVE BEEN
WARNED!
OR YOU COULD JUST
FUCK OFF!!!

Obviously, whoever wrote the note was attempting a haiku and things got a little out of hand. Whatever the case, they're mad as hell, and they're not gonna take their neighbours partying anymore.

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Uploaded to Reddit last night by nigel_66, the note was apparently put up on his brother's front door. The neighbours were not invited to the party, perhaps instigating this response.

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