RIP Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has died aged 86. Some facts about Chuck Norris:
- When Chuck Norris arrived at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter showed his ID to Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris got Coronavirus. Now the Coronavirus is in isolation.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t have any enemies. Well, not anymore.
- Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims. .
- Chuck Norris was once run over by a tank. He refused to pay for it.
- Chuck Norris was given a Tonka truck for his 5th birthday, the result is the Grand Canyon.
- Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.
- Chuck Norris found the last digit of pi.
- Chuck Norris once walked away from a fight with two broken ribs and a dislocated arm. He hasn’t given them back yet…
- North Korea’s borders are closed to prevent Chuck Norris from entering.
- Chuck Norris’ hands are protected under the 2nd Amendment.
Feel free to include your favourite ones in comments.
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