Nikki Glaser Reveals Several Jokes Cut from Golden Globes Monologue, Including a Trump Mention
Nikki Glaser is revealing a few of the jokes she cut from her 2026 Golden Globes monologue, as well as the reason she refused to joke about Donald Trump.
“It was like, you just don’t say that guy’s name right now. I just want to give it space,” she said on SiriusXM’s Howard Stern Show in a new interview.
She did have a joke about the “Trump Beverly Hilton,” a play on Trump renaming the Kennedy Center after himself.
The joke was written by Steve Martin, but they nixed it.
She then revealed some of her other cut jokes.
Keep reading to find out more…
Read them below…
“Chase Infiniti is nominated for best actress tonight, and Chase Infinity is her real name. And this is true, if you apply now, you can earn 5 percent cash back on all travel bookings through her through the end of the year. So get on that.”
“Chase Infiniti Pain is actually her real name. Chase Infiniti Pain, which is also how Sean Penn gets an erection.”
“Some people have stage names like Hacks star Jean Smart, whose real name is Corderoy Dumbass.”
“Brad Pitt is nominated for his role in F1 tonight. See, that’s what I love about Hollywood. When a man turns 60, he gets to play a racecar driver. Meanwhile, after 35, every role for a woman is a tired mom who hates her life. And Brad, you were so good…when I was almost convinced that you’ve driven yourself somewhere in the last 30 years. But Brad did a lot of his own driving in the movie. And Brad, I don’t want to embarrass you, but your blinker was on the whole time there.”
Find out if this joke needed to be approved before she told it…