We see so many headlines in sport and you just know there is more to it than the actual headline.
Lets translate, cut through the bollocks and tell everyone what it really means...
Copy a headline and tell me what it really says...
Lets have some brutal honesty....
Here is one to start you all off.....
"Dele leaves Everton and is set to 'turn a new page'"Your basic under achiever has realised the gravy train is coming to an end unless he actually does some work.
