Whether you love the tried and true Christmas classics that instill that warm fuzzy feeling — like It’s a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street, or A Christmas Carol — or you’re a fan of Christmas flicks that take the road less merry — Die Hard, Gremlins, Batman Returns, Office Christmas Party — the genre is home to some of the most memorable movie quotes of all time. From comical to cantankerous, heartfelt to hateful, we’ve got you covered with the best Christmas movie quotes.
Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
Miracle on 34th Street
I believe, I believe, it’s silly, but I believe.
Miracle on 34th Street
This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back?
Home Alone
You’re what the French call ‘les incompetents.
Home Alone
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Home Alone 2
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
Elf
Son of a Nutcracker.
Elf
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: Candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.
Elf
To me, you are perfect.
Love Actually
I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.
Love Actually
If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love, actually, is all around.
Love Actually
HELP ME…I’m FEELING.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
No one should be alone on Christmas.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.
A Christmas Story
Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
A Christmas Story
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
A Christmas Story
Put that cookie down!
Jingle All the Way
I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
This isn’t charity. It’s family.
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
I’m an eating, drinking, shitting, f***ing Santa Claus.
Bad Santa
I’m on my lunch break, OK?
Bad Santa
They can’t all be winners, kid.
Bad Santa
Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!
The Nightmare Before Christmas
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
It’s a Wonderful Life
I’ll give you the moon, Mary.
It’s a Wonderful Life
Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?
It’s a Wonderful Life
Never feed him after midnight
Gremlins
What’s the matter, kid? Don’t you like Christmas?
Gremlins
A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child.
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
It’s all humbug, I tell you.
A Christmas Carol
I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.
A Christmas Carol
The thing about trains… it doesn’t matter where they’re going. What matters is deciding to get on.
The Polar Express
Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.
The Polar Express
Let the gates of hell open.
Office Christmas Party
I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r!
Die Hard
Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.
Die Hard
Welcome to the party, pal.
Die Hard
I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
Batman Returns
Just the pussy I’ve been looking for.
Batman Returns
It’s not going to be a silent night.
Krampus
The most important invention in the history of cookie making.
Edward Scissorhands
The bitch hit me with a toaster.
Scrooged
You’re a real gold-plated whore, Mother.
Black Christmas
Agnes, it’s me, Billy.
Black Christmas
I’m looking for corny in my life.
The Holiday
It’s Christmas Eve and we are going to celebrate being young and being alive.
The Holiday
You’re skipping Christmas! Isn’t that against the law?
Christmas With the Kranks
I want my house to be seen from space
Deck the Halls
