Hannity Launches His Own 'War On Christmas' Over Tim Walz's Tree
Fox News's Sean Hannity was joined by Rachel Campos-Duffy and Jason fucking Chaffetz to address the central issues that Americans are facing this holiday season: Gov. Tim Walz's Christmas tree.
And they threw in some tampon jokes, too.
It bothers conservatives that Walz signed a bill requiring public schools to provide menstrual products — including pads and tampons — to students in 4th through 12th grade. To conservatives, girls are icky when they have their periods, and they should just bleed on themselves.
Hannity noted that Tim and Gwen Walz released what he called "this incredibly, kind of cringeworthy video while decorating their Christmas tree," Media Matters reports. Hannity didn't like the Walz's homemade star on their tree.
"My only question is, Rachel, I wonder if they put any feminine hygiene products on the tree, number one," Sean said. "Number two, I wonder if they're burning tires outside their homes so they can get that smell of freedom back that they love so much."
"Yeah, this was so cringe, it almost felt like SNL," Campos-Duffy said. "By the way, notice how they don't call their tree a Christmas tree; it's a "family tree." These guys were such communists."