“President Biden issued a full and unconditional pardon of his son Hunter on Sunday night after repeatedly insisting he would not do so, using the power of his office to wave aside years of legal troubles, including a federal conviction for illegally buying a gun and for tax evasion.” — New York Times
Unbelievable! President Biden has pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, the worst criminal to ever walk the face of the earth. Whatever happened to law and order in this country? How could such a thing possibly happen in a nation that [ELECTED A MAN WHO WAS CONVICTED OF THIRTY-FOUR COUNTS OF FELONY / ELECTED A MAN WHO WAS FOUND LIABLE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT / ELECTED A MAN WHO REJECTED THE PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER AFTER HE LOST / ELECTED A MAN WHO LITERALLY CALLED FOR A TERMINATION OF OUR CONSTITUTION AND NO ONE EVEN REMEMBERS]?
It’s morally wrong for a president to pardon family, friends, donors, and loyalists. What kind of example does it set for our children when they know a person can be guilty of [DEFRAUDING TRUMP VOTERS IN THE “WE BUILD THE WALL” SCAM / OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE / EVADING TAXES, WITNESS TAMPERING, AND HIRING A PROSTITUTE TO SEDUCE HIS SISTER’S HUSBAND, WHO WAS COOPERATING IN THE FEDERAL INVESTIGATION OF HIM] and get away with it? What’s next? Will the President go on to make sordid criminals like that [ATTORNEY GENERAL / DEFENSE SECRETARY / THE AMBASSADOR TO FRANCE]?
It just feels like there are no rules anymore. Here we have the son of a president who illegally owned a gun for eleven whole days after lying on the application form about not being a crack addict. Don’t forget that he also was guilty of tax evasion. Do normal, hardworking Americans not understand how serious tax evasion is? If not, they should really start reading up on people like [ALLEN WEISSELBERG / ERIC TRUMP AND DONALD TRUMP JR. / OUR PRESIDENT-ELECT, WHO GENUINELY COULD SHOOT SOMEONE ON FIFTH AVENUE AND STILL HAVE 77 MILLION PEOPLE VOTE FOR HIM].
When a man raises a child who behaves this badly, it just goes to show that the rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the rotten tree. The corruption runs so deep in that family that I wouldn’t be surprised if it somehow involved [SHADY DEALS WITH CHINA / SHADY DEALS WITH SAUDI ARABIA / SHADY DEALS WITH AZERBAIJANI DEVELOPERS, OLIGARCHS, AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, AM I READING THIS RIGHT? IRAN’S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS?!].
It’s sad how almost every waking thought I’ve had for the last five years has involved Hunter Biden. I [WATCHED AT LEAST 1,300 NEWS SEGMENTS ABOUT HIM / MADE UP A BRIBE STORY OR TWO ABOUT HIM / MAY HAVE SHOWED A FEW NUDES OF HIM IN CONGRESS]. Truly our country lies in ruins now, and it’s all thanks to Hunter Biden and also because [IMMIGRANTS ARE POISONING OUR COUNTRY / IMMIGRANTS ARE ANIMALS / IMMIGRANTS COME FROM SHITHOLE COUNTRIES / IMMIGRANTS ARE BLOODTHIRSTY CRIMINALS / WE’RE PROBABLY FORGETTING THE HISTORY OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DEMONIZE IMMIGRANTS AND STUFF].
And the worst part of all this is that Joe Biden PROMISED not to pardon Hunter. He gave us his word. Does a President’s word not mean anything anymore? If the President can lie willy-nilly, what does that mean for our country? I feel like something important has been lost, something that can’t be measured, but maybe if it could, it might be quantified as [23.8 / 162 / 30,573 / INFINITY TRUTH DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE JUST SAY WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT AND STILL WIN ELECTIONS].
It used to be that being the president of the United States meant something—that this was a person we could look up to and trust to do the right thing. How did we get to this place of lies, deceit, and immorality? What could we have done differently? I guess we probably should have acted long before it got to this point. We should have put a stop to our nation’s descent into complete venality as soon as it started, like maybe when [HE WAS IMPEACHED THE FIRST TIME / HE WAS IMPEACHED THE SECOND TIME / HE CAME DOWN THAT FUCKING ESCALATOR].
And now it’s too late.
