I don’t eat a lot of fast food. When I do, I’m usually left disappointed. So, would this be the case when I went to Five Guys to get a patty melt—a secret menu item that’s not so much a secret anymore ? Traditionally, a patty melt is a hamburger between grilled seeded rye bread or Texas toast. It’s then laced with funky Swiss cheese and caramelized onions and usually devoid of condiments or other adornments, save for the occasional swipe of mayo. I...
