Trump Campaign Wants Military Planes For Protection. WAHHH!
Oh dear. All of a sudden, the incredibly brave Orange Man, in the wake of his ENORMOUS ear scratch, wants to be protected as if he were the commander-in-chief. HE ISN'T. Via the Daily Beast:
Donald Trump’s campaign reportedly wants the GOP candidate to travel in military aircraft and vehicles during the final weeks leading up to the election.
He also wants expanded flight restrictions over his residences and rallies, as well as bulletproof glass to be installed ahead of campaign events in battleground states, according to The Washington Post.
The requests for such extraordinary and unprecedented measures, first reported by The New York Times, come after the campaign was briefed on Iranian plots to kill the former president. His advisers are concerned about drones and missiles, not just lone gunmen, who targeted him twice already over the summer.
The Cheeto frequently targets anyone he doesn't like, doing everything but coming out and giving their home addresses to his followers, but all of a sudden, he is VERY VERY CONCERNED about person security. Just for himself, of course.